This is what being Lebanese is ..

1) You constantly mix Arabic, French, and English when speaking Okay merci kteer, yallah bye!", "HI kifak ca va ")

2) You call a night club "a Night" and Dunkin' Donuts "theDunkin'"

3) You won't drive anything that's not a Mercedes, BMW, or Hummer

4) You could always use another pair of sunglasses

5) You get plastic surgery at least once in your lifetime

6) You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out

7) You think you are better than everyone just because you are lebanese

8) You are so "class" while everyone else are "nawar"

9) You say you hate all Khaleejis but you'll go work in Saudi Arabia or Dubai in a heartbeat

10) Syrians are the butt of all jokes

11) Your family "owns" at least one Sri Lankan servant

12) You can't do anything in life unless you have a wasta"

13) You have about 40 cousins

14) You have at least one relative named George,Ali, Elie,Ahmad, Tony, Marc or Hussein

15) All your aunts want to hook you up with a guy/girl they know

16) Family gatherings are filled with gossiping and cat-fights, where the women hang out in the kitchen and the men sit and discuss politics

17) You are constantly talking about the latest Hayfa Wehbe news

18) You have relatives smuggling diamonds in West Africa

19) You bought your driver's license

20) You don't have a job but you drive an SUV and upgrade your cell phone every month

21) You only buy something if it is expensive enough, because the higher the price the better the quality, right?

22) You dress like you're going clubbing all day everyday, probably because you do.

23) If you are a Lebanese girl you give the look of death to another girl who looks better than you

24) Your aunt is always asking when she can belly dance at your wedding

25) When you arrive at an airport you find like 20 relatives waiting to greet you

26) You always curse Lebanese people when you are in Lebanon,but when you live abroad you only make Lebanese friends

27) The men always fight over who pays the dinner bill

28) You teach Westerners all the Lebanese swear words

29) You have to keep explaining to Westerns that Beirut is not just a drinking game

30) Your refer to other Lebanese guys as "Cuz" "ya man" or "Bro"

31) Your extended family is over your house all the time, discussing the latest family drama

32) There is no such thing as quiet time

33) At least one conversation a day is about being Lebanese

34) You think wearing a leather jacket during the summer is cool

35)You are always right!

36)Your eighth wonder of the world is Haifa Wehbe


-- some apply ... other dont .. but generally this is great .. lebanese ppl rock!